Denominational Falling

When the Methodist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “That was an experience, how do I learn from it?”

When the Catholic priest falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “I must have done something really bad to deserve that.”

When the Presbyterian minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “That was inevitable, I’m glad its over.”

When the Baptist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “Which one of my deacons pushed me?”

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