As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, the doctor was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
One morning, the middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing him.
The doctor looked up from his work and sheepishly said, “I’m sorry but was I tickling you?”
To which she replied, “No doctor, But the song you were whistling was, “I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener”.