Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. “What’s going on here, anyway?” he asked. One of the crowd responded, “This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!”
“Wait,” yelled Jesus, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
“Aw, c’mon, Dad … ” Jesus cried, “I’m trying to make a point here”